it’s wild that my family hates me for giving myself accommodations. six months after moving back they yelled at me because i never said good morning. i always did but they never heard it so i decided to start waving hello instead of saying something. the fucking amount of dirty looks i’ve accumulated from my father is insane. what do you want from me fucker.
don't care didn't ask plus Rufus and Bobby are thrice divorced, happy to marry a fourth time if they feel like it
I think they would get married for any reason like life got expensive so they might as well move in together to save some money? Married. Dean and Sam are there for the summer and they still think they're husbands so they might as well get married. A certain hunting ritual requires a newly wed couple? Married. I also think they'd get divorced for any reason. Bobby didn't refill the brita? Divorce. Rufus doesn't file the books back into Bobby's piles the way he likes it? Divorce.
need a boyfriend to eat
I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it
i am now firmly a Riverdale as Archie’s Weird Fantasy long con truther. gay Archie or bust!!!!!!
hot girls (me) use tumblr to be publicly insane
Everyone I Like Should Live Within A Five Mile Radius Of Me
is your father also the single most selfish person that you know?
my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"
every time i am sick my father confirms that he actually fucking hates me its wild actually
Today I learned that the tag “laugh rule” refers to a rule where if you laugh you have to reblog something. Not me being on this site for years and years and thinking that people were making a joke about living under laugh rule the way you would live under, say, mob rule.
I’ve literally used the tag and been thinking to myself “ah yes, laugh rule. where humor is king and the memes you trade are the currency of empire”
i cannot get mad at myself for not being good at answering texts and dms n emails n returning phone calls when i know in my heart that human beings were never meant to receive this much correspondence. even half as much would make you a busy person. like its ridiculous what we’re all doing to each other. smash your phones
cas should've gotten to say "blow me dean" once in retaliation

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